Celebrity Big Brother 2014 - The form

So, CBB 2014. Pretty good so far eh? It's been on for long enough now to weigh up the form.

• Casey Batchelor

 

Casey is a nice girl. I don't think she'll win. Shame she got caught up with Lee. I don't think it was  engineered but it probably has helped her chances a bit and it probably will get her 9or even the pair of them together) a bit of extra work when she leaves. I wish they wouldn't keep making up. Yawn. She still retains her dignity and likeability anyway though. Probably mid field.

• Dappy

Well, he's a bit silly, sometimes funny, sometimes annoying, sometimes sweet and caring, sometimes aggressive and bigoted....but maybe just silly. Another mid fielder I'd say.

• Evander Holyfield

Like Evander. I shouldn't because of his antiquated, narrow minded, plain wrong views, but I do. He seems to be as he says a product of the environment he grew up in and he's quiet, dignified, self possessed and out. This is not an old prediction. He is already out. He wasn't particularly interesting viewing I suppose, but it is nice to see someone behaving relatively normally sometimes too.

• Jasmine Waltz

Oh she's OK I suppose but too edgy and has been painful viewing in Celebrity Big Brother's Bit on The Side. I didn't blame her for the thing with Lee and Casey really though what was she thinking entertaining lee anyway. The screaming and posturing and getting body parts out is all a bit boring and must be more so for the inmates. Glad she out. She and her friends were dominating too much.

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• Jim Davidson OBE

Can be nice but not very nice and surely won't win despite the votes he's been getting. Not sure why he's had quite so many votes. Could be the forces link. Not sure the young voters will know who he is and not sure he's done that much to convert them. Another one with wrong views but this time with few redeeming features. Yes, he is funny at times and I suppose it would be duller without him. Maybe he'll be in the top half but I don't think he'll win unless he does something spectacular. The public have been known to vote for a player but I don't think he's enough of a player to nab it...yet. He's certainly not nice enough to win everyone's heart. All the reformed ex substance-abuser found religion stuff sounds like hollow words to me. No convinced. Won't win (I hope!)

• Lee Ryan

Lee - No

• Linda Nolan

Linda has kept things interesting and her words about coming out the other end after losing her husband did ring true. Good on her for coming out of her shell and for facing the unpleasant onslaught from Davidson. Yes, she does appear to pick at him unnecessarily but it's easy to understand why she doesn't like him even without knowing all the history. Coped amazingly well with someone getting at her by using her DEAD HUSBAND as a weapon. A strong character who gives the show more depth and intelligence. She isn't the most boring housemate. Am I the only one who wants to see real people doing real things and having real relationships rather than young or old idiots trying to be 'entertaining'. It's a reality show! She won't win but could come in the top three.

• Lionel Blair

Alas Lionel has departed. Loved watching him with his unrelenting energy, his in tact and unashamed loviness and his occasional marvellously acid tongue. Shame he's gone.

• Liz Jones

Well I suppose Liz has broadened the spectrum and been interesting to look at. It's funny how she's kept her fellow housemates guessing and befuddled too. I would say she wouldn't be fun to live with but I don't think she is any trouble really. She's the main one suffering. It's just not good to see if you have any empathy. I'm as amazed as everyone else that she's still in there. She can't win. She may sneak in to the top half but I'd expect her to be out next really.

• Luisa Zissman

Not a very likeable person in general but does have her saving graces and has been quite interesting to watch even if it has been a bit too staged. She does talk some twaddle but did give Dappy a run for his money and come out looking like the sensible one in their big row. Bad form to gloat and laugh when he was put in a dunce hat though. What was BB thinking !!?? She might come 5th. No higher.

• Ollie Locke

Ollie - will win in my opinion. Ollie should win in my opinion. I tried to bet on him and nobody was taking bets! He is different and interesting enough with his effeminate ways, his unusual looks, his general eccentricity and his poshness, but he is also nice enough. I unique, decent and sweet individual with apparently uncommon patience and endurance compared to his fellow housemates. He seems popular amongst them as a stabilising and supportive force. Ollie all the way. I hope he gets together with Sam

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Sam Faiers

Runner up. Another nice decent one. maybe not so interesting but has a salt of the earth unpretentious charm that is still a breath of fresh air against all the egos and self obsessives. Hope she gets it on with Ollie. What a fab couple they would make and the children....

Great series and love 'em or hate 'em it's been entertaining!